"And I was a bingo caller."
"I feel real guilty if a girl cries."
"And at the end of the day, even if your head's hurting and you're tired, there's no way we'd give up!"
"I think I'll turn schizophrenic when I turn 60!"
"Here, sweetheart, are you trying to say that I'm fat or something?!"

 

"I did a bit of bingo calling as well."
"I used to train with Jonathan Wilkes."
"I used to shave me legs when I played football."
"I hope I start getting some rude stuff soon!"
"It makes me feel good when I see a girl smiling because of me."

 

Lee

"We're not going to try and act like we're superstars cos we're not."
"I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!"
"I jumped off a cliff into the sea. It was just like in a cartoon - you jump out and it feels like you're hanging in mid air, then you then you start falling really fast."
"I always get heartbroken!"
"What happened was, I was a baby and I was crawling along and she closed the garage door on me. That's why I'm a bit skitz!"
*Sheepish smile* "I got in trouble there!"

 

"I always end up playing cheeky geezers who start trouble in programmes like The Bill."
"I stayed in my room for two days after that incase the police were waiting for me!"
"We're four guys living in each others pockets, but we're a team."
(On Lee) "I love him to bits but he's so messy!"