What's your favourite way to get wet?
Lee:
With a girl in a sauna - nice and sweaty!
Duncan: I like hot steamy baths so I can just lie there and soak.
Simon: I like a power shower, I hate sitting in my own dirt.
Antony: A bubbly Jacuzzi is ideal.
Have you ever gone for a wee in a swimming pool?
Simon:
Yeah, all the time!
Antony: My mate got caught doing that - he had white trunks on!
Duncan: I have in the sea! I did something I shouldn't have in a Jacuzzi once! It was the bubbles, they got me excited!
Who would you most like to get caught in a rainstorm with?
Simon:
Like a wet T-shirt thing? Angelina Jolie!
Duncan: Someone really fit who's got great boobs - Britney or Mel B. She's got a great set, hasn't she?
Lee: Rachel S Club!
What was your wettest kiss ever?
Lee:
I made a girl puke once. It was my first kiss so it must have been slimy. Another time, this girl kissed me and bit a scab off my head and ate it! I thought it was funny!
Antony: I was in a club and this girl came over to me and was like (slobbers all over his hand). She split my tongue, I was bleeding and everything!
Simon: I don't think I've had a slimy kiss, but I hate it when girls bite you and think it's sexy. How is it nice when someone is hurting you?
Lee: It's nice when they bite your bottom lip though - just gently.
Duncan: I hate it when people are bad kissers. If they kiss badly I won't kiss them again. I kissed this girl once that was like a washing machine and it was just gross!
What's your best wet memory?
Simon:
Losing my virginity! No, playing a cup final in the rain. I never got dirty when I was playing football so they dropped me in a muddy puddle. At the time I wasn't happy but now I think it's funny!
Duncan: A couple of summers ago my mates and I went skinny-dipping. There were loads of us running around in the sea butt naked!
Lee: My best wet experience was when I jumped off a cliff into the sea. It's just like a cartoon - you jump out and it feels like you are just hanging in mid air, then you start falling really fast. It was such a buzz.
Antony: I had a water fight in the rain once. It sounds weird but it was one of the last days of term at school!
Describe the perfect wet date...
Simon:
I'd take a girl on a jet-ski ride so they have to hold on tight! Or they can sit in front of you and you can hold onto them - if you know what I mean!
Antony: Or a banana boat. They bounce up and down a lot!
Duncan: That's not very romantic! How about a nice boat trip with lots of champagne, kissing, then maybe swimming with dolphins, mmmm...
Lee: Yeah, and watching the sunset - that would be lovely!
Simon: You should take a girl on a speedboat! That's more like it!
Antony: Yeah, take her so far out to sea that she can't get back unless you take her. She'd have to do whatever you wanted!
Lee: No, the ultimate would be to go in one of those cages in shark infested waters - hat a buzz. (The others look at him like he's mad while he bangs on about feeding sharks!)
Your mum catches you in the shower with a girl, what would you do?
Simon:
I'd say "Excuse me, mum, I'm busy!" She'd probably just laugh!
Antony: I'd probably say something like that too!
Lee: I'd just tell her that I was re-enacting the scene from Psycho or just ask her to pass me the soap. Actually thinking about it, I'd probably hide in shame!
Duncan: I'd tell her I was showing her how to use the power attatchment, I've used that excuse before actually! I'd better not say anymore 'cos my Mum might kill me!